“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

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Keep your crops safe

(Heed the warning!)

From newly-planted flowers to five-month-old herbs, ensure your hard work stays safe and lasts longer. Steer away stomping feet or mindless troublemakers or young children with our “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker sign. Made from Russian birch plywood, each sign is sturdy and long-lasting to help protect your garden.

Make a statement

Plant safety is important

Small-sized + legible

Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Please Don’t Kill Me” engraved clearly.

Suitable for indoor plants

Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.

Great for anyone who loves green

Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.

Reusable + eco-cool

No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.

Made with love + care

The “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky items from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Each purchase from the North to South Designs brand promises wood-based wonder for home, pets, garden, and more.

About North To South Designs

I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!

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Brenham, Texas

Established

2017

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Woman Owned

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As of now, we’re delivering to the United States only.

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Once your parcel has left our Fulfillment Center, you will receive an email with a tracking number to monitor your parcel movements.

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Yes, you can write your business address in your order details if it’s more convenient to you.

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Yes, you can select delivery to a PO Box if it’s more convenient to you.

Can you ship my order to APO or FPO military addresses?

Yes, we ship anywhere in the United States, and to all US territories and military APO/FPO addresses.

What happens to my parcel if it is delivered while I’m not there?

Depending on the destination and the package size, your parcel will be left in your mailbox or on your porch, or it may be left with a neighbour.

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R***a

29 Nov 2022

These are fantastic. So far they have held up outside for about a month and not faded in the Texas sun.

Yes, I recommend this product

O***r

21 Nov 2022

Several weeks of use and signs are still good. Full sun 12 hours a day and watering twice a day.

Yes, I recommend this product

K***n

18 Nov 2022

I got these to make funny little signs for my plants. Perfect size and easy to use

Yes, I recommend this product

A***n

14 Nov 2022

Looks great in the garden

Yes, I recommend this product

D***d

4 Nov 2022

These did not age well. The material degraded in the sun. It seemed nice at the time, though.

Yes, I recommend this product

“Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker

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What countries are you delivering to?

How can I track my parcel?

Can you ship my order to a business address?

Can you ship my order to a PO Box address?

Can you ship my order to APO or FPO military addresses?

What happens to my parcel if it is delivered while I’m not there?

How to search for products?

Do I need to create an account to place an order?

How do I place an order?

How do you protect my personal details when I register and check out?

Can I buy your items and send them to someone as a gift?

Can I change or cancel my order?

An item is missing, wrong, or damaged in my package. What should I do?

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